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March 2, 2003

Feeling blah

I'm going to write this entry as a "normal" person and not as the world famous blogger that I am because I have bad days too, friends, family and fans! I wake up on the wrong side of the bed, endure bad hair days, accidentally put on my left satin slipper on my right foot, feel terrible about the millions I make as a blogger...uuugh, it's bringing me down just thinking about it!

So I woke up this morning with the "I feel ugly" blues...yes, I did...my servants were horrified and their inability to understand that I too suffer, propelled me further into the depths of despair so I sat up in my princess bed and angrily pushed away my breakfast in bed tray causing silverware, china, crystal, caviar and salmon to fall the 8 feet from my bed to my zebra skin rug and just spill, shatter and stain....wait, I'm sorry, where was I? Right, right...so I woke up today, looked out the window and it was gray and rainy and I felt blah...boy did I yearn for these treasures from Japan.

A little "LOVE BODY" drink would have REALLY given me the boost I needed:


This "NEW SHAPE BODY" kit would have also come in handy:


And finally, I could have firmed my fat face with these lovely products:



Ms. Herner:
When you feel "blah" you make us all feel blah with your posts. DO you want your blog to send out a bad vibe? I know you're a bigger hippie than that.

Keep it positive, Satan
ps bring your camera tomorrow please

Posted by: Satan at March 3, 2003 12:34 AM

Love Body is....PEOPLE.

Love body? Then drink up!

Posted by: Brandon D. Valentine at March 5, 2003 3:19 PM

Oh, this brings back such memories! When I was a tortured teen, I used to enrobe various body parts in Saran Wrap in the hopes that I would shrink from a gargantuan 110 pounds to a svelte 'n' stunning 100. Did it work? I'll never tell.

Posted by: Jodi at May 3, 2003 2:38 PM
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