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March 31, 2003

LIFE AFTER LIBERATION, PART III-What Iraqi Women Will Be Thanking Us For!!

Reporting LIVE from New York City: An ANDREAHARNER.COM EXCLUSIVE on Iraqi life after liberation...

WOW GUYS!!
Iraqi and American soldiers are dying left and right, but I can't help but be so excited for the women of Iraq!!
I mean, they'll mourn and grieve for a little while, but they'll surely perk up! once they get a hold of these AMERICAN GOODIES FOR WOMEN!!!

NOSE HAIR TRIMMER, PETITE ENOUGH TO FIT IN YOUR PURSE!

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LOTION APPLICATOR FOR BACK!

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BRACELET BUDDY!

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PEDI-HOSE!

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I have a confession to make: I'm TOTALLY ON THE FENCE about this War, I mean, I'm not even so sure we should call this a war...I'm thinking Liberation? Liberation could be a great! substitute for the nasty WAR word! The ONLY THING that propells me back onto the fence about THIS THING that's going on, is that people are dying!

Anyway, what's MOST IMPORTANT is that Iraqi Women's lives will be so much EASIER, more FUN and ultimately more SATISFYING.



Comments

"dying" is such an ugly word. Couldn't we use something better like "paradising" or "heavensending"? :-)

Posted by: Lasse at March 31, 2003 5:49 AM

BRILL!! Agree completely, I mean, why put up with so much ugliness in this world? You can create your own reality right? My president and his administration is doing it so we can do it right? :-)

Posted by: Andrea at March 31, 2003 1:00 PM

This is an offense. You show your ignorance. This western vanity you wish to corrupt Muslim women with is shameful. We teach our women modesty and respect for their fathers, brothers and husbands. What do you teach your women? How to paint their toenails! How to put on makeup! In my country, we set a woman on fire for splitting a sundae!

Posted by: I will not give you my name! at March 31, 2003 1:30 PM

To I will not give you my name,

Great post! Thanks for posting your insightful comments!

Andrea

Posted by: Andrea at March 31, 2003 2:57 PM

You do not mean that! In my country irony is strictly forbidden.

Posted by: I will not give my name! at March 31, 2003 5:44 PM

In my world, humor is always welcomed! Keep up the awesome posts Andrea. Very enjoyable.

Posted by: Kwan at April 1, 2003 12:16 AM

Kwan,

Thank you and so glad to hear that you enjoy my posts! Just curious after checking out your site...nihonnjinn desuka? soretomo ha-fu? nazenara, tama tama nihonngo kaiteru mitai dakara...

yoroshiku!
Andrea

Posted by: Andrea at April 1, 2003 12:40 AM

Its just such a shame that we are at war. If only we had just taken more time to smoke peace pipes, we wouldn't be in this situation.

Posted by: Edward(Wise bro) at April 1, 2003 7:00 PM

Andrea,
nihonjin ja nai...demo, daigaku de san nen gurai nihongo wo benkyoushita. mada chotto oboeru ga takusan wasureta :\ mae, nihon de tsundeita?

Wow, I really suck at this now :) I guess that's what happens when you don't have anyone to practice with.

Posted by: Kwan at April 1, 2003 11:05 PM
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