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May 30, 2003

This Bodega Kitty's a Dirty Dogg!!

Kitty supports Pam Anderson and her body:

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Kitty loooves to be surrounded by the ladies:

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Coquette Kitty Alert! Is Kitty trying to sleep with me or what?

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Mama Kitty's got to get Kitty out of the Bodega and into a Nunnery...Pronto!!

May 29, 2003

NYC's BISEXUAL line???

Uummm...is there ANYTHING BISEXUAL about this???

I don't think so!!!! Not even a little!!! Nope! Sorry!

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And doesn't he look an awful lot like Derek Jeter?

Makes ya think, doesn't it!!??

May 28, 2003

Showers, Flowers & Debris

This past memorial day weekend in NYC was truly rainy and overcast.

My mood lifted considerably however when my sweet boyfriend presented me with these!

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Hopelessly romantic and dorky, I sported a huge smile on my face until...

we stumbled upon this sight outside of his door...

an unfortunately common NY happening...

When parts of your roof come crumbling down!!

Good Times!!

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Lo and behold, it's a day later and the debris is still all there.

Aaaahhh, living in a NYC tenement.

May 27, 2003

Emily's Day Job = Pairing Socks and Shoes

My housemate, none other than the lovely actress Emily Parker was on her way out of our apartment when I had to stop her and ask her to pose for me.

Does it get any better than this, people?? I didn't think so.

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May 26, 2003

Bruiser Woods look-alike!!

I am unashamed to admit that I thoroughly enjoyed the first Legally Blonde, a highly entertaining and very pink flick, in which Reese Witherspoon fabulously introduces her character and her dog by saying,

"Hi, I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods and we're both Gemini-Vegetarians!"

In great anticipation of Legally Blonde 2, here's a shout out to a Bruiser Woods look-alike, spotted in Chelsea.

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May 24, 2003

The Empire Playing Cards have arrived!

I don't usually post on weekends, as this sleepblogger needs some down time...

However, this well designed, well researched and well executed Lesson on the Bush Administration & Company is hot off the press and wholly deserves an andreaharner.com endorsement :-)

WARNING: The incestuous network of power may freak you out.

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May 23, 2003

A little warmth for ya!

This memorial day weekend in NYC is going to be rainy so thought I'd throw in some snuggliness...

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I know, I know, it's pretty OOCC-out of control cute. :-)

~photo found on the vast world wide web...unknown credit.

May 22, 2003

Pot Leaf Phone Cover Spotted

OMG, *this* is the one I want.

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May 21, 2003

Cool looking objects trashed in Chelsea

I'm told these are children's toys....uuumm....definitely did not have these toys as a kid...

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So I picked them up, brought them home and I now have endless fun with my housemate crashing into each other in our huge SoHo loft where space is not an object!!

I HEART Warren Buffett

Warren Buffet on washingtonpost.com dated May 20, 2003

Assault Rifle Ban enforced in Iraq....but not in the US....Uuumm...ok!

NYTimes Article dated May 21, 2003

May 20, 2003

On The Perils of Blogging

May 18, 2003 NYTimes article on Blogging as it pertains to Dating & Privacy

The Italians Do It Better

Taken on the Amalfi Coast again...

I think the cardboard lady faces rule...wish we had them in the US.

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May 19, 2003

Hip Hop Doggy

This was taken in Miami at last year's The Source Magazine's Hip Hop Music Awards where we stayed the night since we missed our flight after driving up from Key West.

It was a completely engrossing and unforgettable scene to say the least and those of you men who know what the scene is like, may find it disappointing that I have chosen to post this photo instead of hip hop booty girl photos...HA!

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If you check back however, a more representative photo may be posted in the near future :-)

May 16, 2003

Lucy, Janice's Dog

My coworker and friend Janice, has the sweetest most loyal dog named Lucy.

She rarely leaves Janice's side...well, only to flirt with Jonah who a while ago, rubbed her belly for an extended period of time, which Lucy has never forgotten...

Jonah demonstrates for Lucy, his new "whistle":

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When all is said and done however, Lucy likes to take it easy, to chill among the computers but most importantly, to be by her beloved Janice.

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Note: The backpack is Janice's...she is just outside of the photo :-)

May 15, 2003

Yippee!! Assault Rifles Will Finally Be Mine To Be Had Again!!!

So I consider myself to be an average Joe, or Jane, if you will...and I have been waiting and waiting for the assault rifle ban to be lifted...

Finally it looks like the GOP will make sure that it is lifted!...and Nietzche proclaimed God Is Dead...puuullease...

clearly God is alive and kickin' in the good ole GOP!!

Washington Post article dated May 14, 2003

Whew!! I can finally protect myself in a more thorough way than I could have, just strapping on hunting rifles and hand guns!

Take a sneak peak at the goodies that may be entering your homes soon...if we're lucky...keep your fingers crossed!

Assault Rifle Goodies

~Chesty LaRue, Busty St. Clair & Hootie McBoob~

This Simpsons moment should never be forgotten...

Homer legally changes Marge's name

-courtesy of my lovely coworker Janice :-)

Chillin' on the Amalfi Coast

I love this picture I took a few years back on the Amalfi Coast, Italy.

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It has so many elements that make me happy...vespas, Italy, the sea, puppies, people who love puppies :-)

May 14, 2003

fuck tha police

Taken last summer in Venice...

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Makes me think of the documentary I watched a few nights ago called Style Wars about the early history of graffiti artists, breakdancers, djs and hip hop...worth checking out...

May 13, 2003

Chinese Medicine

Is the little guy looking on with fear or with yearning??

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May 12, 2003

9 AM, Shanghai Storefront

Smoking is bad for your skin. This guy's 19 years old.

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May 9, 2003

Yangtze River Lady

Taken at the Yangtze River, in Yunnan Province, China where China, Tibet and Burma share a border...

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This woman is a member of a matriarchical tribe...just takin' a breather!

May 8, 2003

Naughty Ladies Night

So it was about that time, as women out there will know....to have a naughty ladies night so we had it...no boys allowed, simply women bonding with each other and partying together.

It began with the three of us @ Annie's, gettin' hot for the evening:

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We had to take a picture of all of us pre-going out, of course, and looking hot, hot, hot (women can understand this supportive and narcissistic way women support and love each other):

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We couldn't quite leave though, as we realized that "Little Miss Freak" had to pee:

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And that she has an amazing handbag collection to show off (her deceased grandmother left her these goodies):

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Finally, we had to document the fact that we were both wearing converse so here we are:

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We finally left Annie's house ~ 1:30 am and of course realized we had to get money so here we are at the nearby Citibank:

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Finally, after an evening as drinky malinkies and smokey malokies, we ended up at a dive bar down the street from my house. While waiting for table service, we discovered a little brown mouse in the bar so we left to continue the party on the roof of my apartment but not before Katy did the million dollar pose:

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What would a girl do without her girlfriends?

I shudder to think.

May 7, 2003

ANDREAHARNER.COM ENJOYS THE 2003 NBA PLAYOFFS

You know what I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF???

Well, I love nothing more than sitting down to a basketball game I have been looking forward to and then...

Having basketball time, largely overtaken by AD time!!

And you know it doesn't stop at basketball either...

Below, I have posted images from the NBA.com website (90% of images came from just the home page) because it's a tad easier to take web snapshots, rather than TV snapshots....plenty of bloggable material in both mediums though!!

We begin with an adorable Nestle Crunch basketball!!!

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And then of course the cute little NESTLECrunch Time Stat Tab:

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And then for the banner!

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So you're now undoubtedly hooked and wondering,

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Well, it's based on the Nestle Crunch Time Rating, of course!!!

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BOY DOES THAT LOOK COMPLICATED AND "INNOVATIVE"!!

NO WONDER AN NBA + NESTLE PARTNERSHIP WAS NECESSARY!!!

Moving right along to all the other lovely advertising treasures on the site.

Good ole Budweiser!

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again:

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and again:

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American Express:

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AMEX again:

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and again!

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Sprite:

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Sprite again:

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Reebok:

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Aaaawww...Reebok pairs up with Sprite...warms my heart:

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WOW! So much corporate love in one little place!

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A little more AT&T for ya:

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Real Player:

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again:

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got milk?:

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Southwest Airlines:

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LEGO, how sweet...don't you just see flashes of your shiny happy childhood filled with legos?

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And of course...the company that'll never miss out on an advertising op!...Nike:

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OK, so I now know to...

drink MILK (breakfast), SPRITE (lunch) and BUDWEISER (dinner),
eat NESTLE CRUNCH,
use AT&T phone service,
listen to Jay-Z,
and REAL PLAYER audio,
get an AMERICAN EXPRESS credit card,
fly SOUTHWEST AIRLINES,
drive a HYUNDAI,
deal with my perspiration with SPEED STICK,
wash and condition my hair with SUAVE,
play with LEGOS....

BUT WHAT SHOES SHOULD I WEAR????

I mean, REEBOK and NIKE both advertise!!!

WHAT DO I DO???

I am HELPLESS...I'll go with New Balance?

May 6, 2003

A New York Chocolate Story

It sometimes hits me, as it did yesterday morning reading the Metropolitan Diary section of the Monday NY Times, just how much I love New York City, and its endless and timeless stories.

NY Times Metropolitan Diary May 5, 2003:

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Hello my name is...

Was walking around in the East Village and came upon this:

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Detailed look:

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There's a great New Yorker cartoon with two women at a cocktail party. One woman says to the other, "I can't imagine bringing a child into the current art world."

I love that quote.

In the midst of this current art world, I think this "hello my name is..." art, is pretty cool.

May 5, 2003

Shrine to David Hasselhoff

Thought I'd start this week on a serious note...

A Shrine to David Hasselhoff:

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Discovered this flagrant love display in Positano, Italy...

There she is, doting on her special guy!

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I mean, aren't Italian men supposed to be hot???

Or is it that people just want what is different...

And then do you one day wake up to discover you're worshipping David Hasselhoff???

Say it isn't so!!!

May 2, 2003

Venezia Doggy

Continuing in the Venice state of mind...

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Question: Is it love or hate that makes you do this to your dog??

Answer: LOVE, of course!! Nothing but love!! :-)

May 1, 2003

Sights & Smells, mmmm, of Piazza San Marco

It was so nice to get away last summer to Florence, Italy for a wedding. My better half had never been to Venice so we joined the masses of tourists that ARE Venice in the summer...

Imagine our American pride when we arrived at the spectacularly played out but still spectacular! Piazza San Marco! and came upon trashcans overflowing with McDonald's!!

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