Big shout out to Lily for inviting us to the Lower East Side Girls Club of New York Benefit two nights ago where we happily partook in the great cause and had a fabulously fun time as well...good combo!
After some successful stalking, here's me and the super hot Chloe Sevigny.
Ummm, it's like so majorly obvious that she wants me badly, right?
A little discretion please, Chloe...
Ok, rewinding...we began the night with a throwback to our teenage years, by having a girls pre-party party...putting make up on each other, pillow fighting in our panties, smearing bubbles on each other in the bubble bath -you know, the usual.
The best part was that I got to borrow Lily's clothes and shoes.
Get ready for the hottest shoes you've ever seen and I bet you didn't know they're VEGAN!!!
Thank you Stella McCartney for being good to animals and for making shoes so sexy and shockingly comfortable.
The dashing duo outdid themselves with the little red number inspired by "Audrey Hepburn in Sabrina" and the black leather pants...
When we made it to the benefit which was held in Capitale, the old ornate former bank, I immediately noticed this guy with easily the best hairdo out of the 500 people present.
He said it takes 15 minutes to do.
I'd say it's time well spent!
Here is a picture I've inserted of us looking cute...if I may blog so myself!
After the awards and 20 glasses of champagne, we hopped over to the after party at which Lily's friend Rae showed us her party tricks:
We were all proud of her when she managed this maneuver but unfortunately it cost Lily her consciousness (see how her head was kicked out of the picture?) and she was out for the rest of the party.
She doesn't remember what happened so sssshhhhh!
Soon after, Adam went cross-eyed.
The wierd thing was, I looked around the room and we had all gone cross-eyed at that point.