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May 29, 2004

Help Jonah See!!

Jonah is blinded by confusion over which glasses to buy. Please help.

Cast your vote in the comments field by noting the number that corresponds to your preferred glasses and explain why.

Jonah assures you that he will unequivocably do what the majority wants.

If you vote for #9 that means he will get laser eye surgery.

The decision is in your hands. Thank you!

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May 28, 2004

Kerry/Kutcher or Kerry/Perot please!

Pros and Cons of John Kerry's Top Twenty Vice-Presidential Candidates

via reBlog

Mr. Simon Cauley, Santa's Little Helper

There are great dogs and then there is Mr. Simon Cauley, the greatest reindeer in dog disguise ever!

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Simon's dog costume is so thorough, be sure to check out his ass to see his fantastic dog tail!

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Having met this wonderful Simon, I've now found a worthy running mate for Sparky!

Sparky for President, Simon for VP!!

May 25, 2004

This is around when andreaharner.com was hit by the infocalypse, the blog got rolled back in time and several of my posts were deleted :-(

May 24, 2004

Dodgeball Delirium

You might ask, what posessed us to participate in a self-proclaimed Hipster Dodgeball Tournament in Brooklyn with a bunch of cheating hipsters?

Great question...brain damage? Oh no, it was in the pursuit of community and FUN!

This is how we spent the majority of yesterday...the rest of the team jumping out of the way to let Jonah dodge all the balls...Go team!

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Among the teams that represented including EYEBEAM were Cafe Habana restaurant, Lovely Day restaurant, PS 1 contemporary art museum, Late Show with Dave Letterman, Tokion magazine, Visionaire magazine, Joe's Pub and Volume club & art space, who organized the event and provided the venue.

Although we didn't win the championship (we did win some games), we had fun playing together and emotionally bonding so that means that in the end we were all still losers right? The trophy went to the good-looking, cheating waiters and waitresses of Cafe Habana-watch your wallets next time you're munching on their delicious corn.

Thanks to Perry for taking this spectacular action shot.

Due to the rather unfortunate glitch at andreaharner.com's hosting company, the comments on this post were deleted, never to be seen again.

May 21, 2004

Prix Selection Opening tonight @ EYEBEAM

Come one, come all!

We have an exhibition opening tonight entitled Prix Selection...a greatest hits of the last 25 years of top prize winners in the Interactive Art category @ Ars Electronica...guaranteed crowd pleasers...

Here's a teaser:

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Those in NYC, hope to see you tonight...those elsewhere in this small world we live in, better book those flights! :-)

May 20, 2004

NY Times article on Fundrace.org

In today's Circuits section, there is a good article on Fundrace.org, a recent project by EYEBEAM R & D's Jonah Peretti & Michael Frumin.

Note how Melissa Kramer is quoted as being really bothered about having her information online but she's perfectly willing to have an obscenely large photo (see print edition) of herself taken with her name, city and state captioned...Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up now... Oh fame...

Street Maps in Political Hues by Tom McNichol, May 20, 2004

May 19, 2004

Chupa in panties

Oh Chupa and all other ladies out there...we have our crosses to bear, don't we?

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Don't worry, avec et sans pantyliner, you are still completely adorable.

May 18, 2004

Easy Peasy Japanesey

There is your life before...

and there is your life after watching this video...

It all begins with a karate chop:

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and ends with :

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America's Moral Depravity

Thomas Friedman has finally come around about the war and has some smart things to say...except that he continues to credit Bush with having "a strong moral vision". You win some and you lose some, I suppose.

Dancing Alone May 13, 2004 New York Times.

May 17, 2004

10 Year Choate High School Reunion was a Delight-Mare.

Yay! We found the right high school reunion!

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Soon after I was offered a bottle of vodka. I made a killing selling shots to 14 - 17 year olds!

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In response to, "pose as retardedly as possible, girls!" we didn't dissappoint:

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Here's Katy and Tommy's finger pointing...somewhere:

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Rumors abounded of a stretch Escalade but alas, reality is harsh stuff and instead we hung out in this super pimped out Winnebago, fully equipped with every prop in a hip hop video except the bitches...unless we were the bitches??!!

It was a small town's girl's dream come true:

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Aaaw, sweet boys: Poor Peter in Pink, thought he was on a Caribbean cruise ship while Ian and Tommy got closer and closer through the night:

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And here's sweet sweet me and my dear old friend Tosan looking like a happy multi-racial couple...

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But the truth is, I was missing my Jonah that I am head over heels for...

As soon as I got back home, we did the one thing we know how to do together - Read books online:

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May 15, 2004

A Cool Cat

Now here's a cat I could spend eternity with...political views and appetite aligned!

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May 12, 2004

Godly cars in Southern California

Someone has a fan!

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Isn't dwelling a bad thing?? especially dwelling forever?!?!
Do something!....else!...dude!!

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May 11, 2004

Super Size Me Too!

A must see documentary:

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I agree with Morgan Spurlock the writer, director and actor of the documentary on his method for instilling in his children (yet to come, as are mine) bad associations with fast food: when you and the kiddies drive by fast food joints, punch them in the face.

Good Op-Eds in today's NY Times

JUST TRUST US by Paul Krugman

&

TOURISTS AND TORTURERS by Luc Sante

May 10, 2004

WAR IS WRONG - thank god for humor.

This war saddens me to my core. The horrors that those involved in the war are experiencing make my vomit want to vomit.

I should be trying to do something about it but in the meantime I'm looking for laughs to sedate me.

Found some: National Lampoon Archives

May 7, 2004

Cineplex Friday

It's Friday!! New movies are released! 90% of them will invariably suck but there's always hope for a gem!

Have you ever noticed how beautiful cineplexes are?? I have.
From the understated, elegant carpeting to the majestic, awe-inspiring drapes/wallpaper...it's truly a visual delight.

Here's a little slice of that pretty pie:

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May 6, 2004

Chupa!!

HELP!! THIS CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE DOG NAMED CHUPA HAS BEEN DOGNAPPED!!

IF FOUND, RETURN TO ME AND I'LL RETURN HER TO HER RIGHTFUL STEPOWNER CHELSEA PERETTI.

TIP: SHE WAS LAST SPOTTED WITH CHELSEA PERETTI.

1st milk carton pic:

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2nd milk carton pic:

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May 5, 2004

MEAN GIRLS

Ok...so...run, don't walk, to see Mean Girls now!

It's funnier and smarter than its peers....and made me want to be a mean girl. Just jokes!!

Here are two good reviews:

The Trusty Onion &

A nice pink NY Times blurb:

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Thanks to a scene in this flick, I now feel confident in naming my first son, ANFERNY.

Brian Lehrer's Blog

Those of you who know me well have probably had to suffer through my relentless praise for Brian Lehrer, host of WNYC's Brian Lehrer Show (also broadcast on NPR).

Well, he now has a blog to supplement his great show and I am delighted to see his personal opinions shining through a bit more in this medium than on his show on which he is simply too busy being fair, thoughtful and thought-provoking!

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May 4, 2004

Portuguese Water Dog

Here is the curliest and most upside down dog on the planet!

...with an owner who hated me and my camera...

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Here's a special little video by the American Kennel Club featuring the exciting moments in the lives of Portuguese Water Dogs.

May 3, 2004

Oh Condi, Condi, Condi!

From the April 29, 2004 Economist:

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Guest reBlogging!

I am excited to announce that I will be EYEBEAM reBlog's guest reblogger for one week!

The Eyebeam reBlog is a community site focused on art, technology, and culture. The guest reBlogger is filtering feeds provided by artists, curators, bloggers, and news sites. With the touch of a button the reBlogger selects material to share with the Eyebeam community.

Check us out if you haven't already and I'll do my best to post good stuff:

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