I didn't post yesterday because of a little known condition called 'Posting Paralysis.' It's the blogger equivalent to 'Writer's Block.' How do I thoughtfully, sensitively, comically post about the world's smallest woman on display in a box at the San Gennaro Fair in Little Italy?
A day later and after much head scratching, my commentary will still suck. Just know for the record that I don't condone this however I have fulfilled my duties as your investigative blogger.
The World's Smallest Woman sign is on the left. The woman on the right is in no way related to her.
This is Educational.
Are all cultural exhibits supposed to make us feel sad and uncomfortable? You may recall my friend Cameron who has found himself in poopier situations.
There's her master, husband, supervisor, soulmate, pimp, I have no idea...collecting $1 from adults and .50 cents from children for the educational, cultural exhibit.
Doesn't she look happy with her little amenities...chair, TV, picture frames, and a smiling Dan on her right?
Oh, there we go! Thumbs up! That's what I was thinking...Thumps Up! Way Up and Up and Up!!