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February 23, 2005

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Why didn't I ever think of this? Stupid, stupid me! Well I'm giving it a go and so far so good and constricted! 34, 35, 36...

Only 1 left in stock!!! Who'll be the lucky depressed friend to receive your your LOL/insensitive gift?!


and yes, of course, this is a Japanese creation.


Heath, from now on when you see me sitting quietly in a staff meeting you'll know what's going on... downstairs.

Posted by: Heather at February 24, 2005 10:47 AM

Insensitive?!? Obviously, there's a wealth of information here - all things anus even! Any person receiving such a gift should be... squeezed... by the joy of it, no???

Perhaps more importantly are the other books bought by customers who purchased the Contorted or was it Constricted (?) Anus book... "Golden Fountain: The Complete Guide to Urine Therapy", "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead", "Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a After His Death", and "When Genius Failed: The Rise and Fall of Long-Term Capital Management". I'll toss that last one out as an outlier on the anus' bell curve distribution.

I'm off to purchase "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead". You never know when you may have a real-life Buffy encounter. But when you do ('cause it's not a matter of if - d'oh!), take comfort in the knowledge that you've studied the survival guide!

I'm a shakin' me head...

Posted by: |mr|Darcy at February 24, 2005 11:15 AM

Don't forget the complimentary coupon sandwiched between pages 87 and 88 for Preparation H. :: ducking ::

Posted by: Agulator at March 9, 2005 1:52 PM
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