A girl has always got to help her gay boyfriend attract more and more boys.
So I picked up this piece of mylar at the Azabu Juban Festival in Tokyo last summer...
It now looks like with dog in tow, Perry Lowe's gonna be a ho! Celebration!
They make their acquaintance:
It works out:
Making sure he doesn't poop and no dingleberries. All clear.
Look at those paws!
Perry whispers in a deep, dark voice, "You better get me foxxy men or I'll cut you loose, Barkums."
All tied up and still a good boy. Wait, I was talking about Barkums, not Perry!