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March 18, 2005

Prince's Assistant

Prince!!! You need me as your assistant!!

Look at how I would report to duty every morning at Paisley Park!


Passionate in purple and ruffled blouses! Just like you!


So professional!! So purple!


Don't you see it?! Don't you feel it?!


I'd always point you in the right direction!


Purple suede tassled heels!!! We're perfect for each other!!!


* Photography and therapeutic support by Jonah.


Yes, yes... the purple shoes (with complementary tassels no less) and the white, ruffled blouse are all well and fine... and certain to be appreciated by Prince... or the artist formally known as Prince (i.e., the neutered O(+>)... well, between 1993 and 2000 (anyways) after which... he became Prince.. again - (|mr|Darcy just tosses his hands up in the air on that whole Katie Kazoo Switcheroo act by Prince).

But... where's the raspberry beret? You know, the kind you find in a second-hand store?

|mr|Darcy nods in understanding, though. Everyone needs a... distraction (?) Some are a bit more benign than others... Thankfully (for Jonah's sake, at least), your distraction, Andrea, appears harmless... but only a trained therapist would know for certain on that point. Just teasing - the two of you!

The album (and movie) "Purple Rain" was released when I was attending my enlisted Advanced Individual Training (AIT) at Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio, Texas (1984-ish). As a result and unfortunately, when I think of Prince, it's usually with much sweat involved - in the mental image, that is. I think this sweat has impacted (adversely) Prince's stature in my music repertoire - through no fault of his own, of course!

'Tis sad enough indeed...

Posted by: |mr|Darcy at March 18, 2005 12:23 PM

OMG this entry made my day! Hysterical! Thanks for the laughs. :P

Posted by: Ally at March 18, 2005 1:48 PM

Okay, the shoes...! THE SHOES
Please tell me the brand name. I live in CA but REALLY like the style, not to bite yours but come on, give a girl a break and tell me ... Were did you get them and how can I....?
P.S. Yes PRINCE should get you on his team....he is loosing out if he doesn't see this post.
Fab Ab Fab

Posted by: elisabeth at March 18, 2005 7:35 PM

Manuella is going to send you a hateful email.

Posted by: Anil Dash at March 18, 2005 8:09 PM

fabulous! Wild and wonderful ruffles.

Posted by: Minla at March 19, 2005 7:24 PM

Can you get any more adorable? I think not!

Posted by: Jodi at March 20, 2005 7:03 AM

Do I see cufflinks? if so...

Why are these not purple?

Maybe links to match your engagment ring...

Also..would Prince really want an assistant who wore heels? (not that I'm doubting your rightful spot as his right hand person)

Posted by: me of me inc. at March 20, 2005 7:04 PM


congrats on being extremely adorable. I'm sure whatever you are saying is funny to those on the "inside"

woo hoo! life rules.

Posted by: TB at March 20, 2005 11:32 PM

Love the suit, but be careful what you wish for - Chanhassen, MN is...rural going on suburb at best. Better should you work at Glam Slam, if it still exists.

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