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August 10, 2006

Bachelorette Party!!

After over one year, here are the pics from my hen party!

I'm a hen! I'm a bachelorette! I'm a princess. Wearing more makeup than I've ever worn:

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Wow! Such useful goods! Penis lollipop, penis necklace, penis tarts. Thanks friends!

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Hey, it's a whip gift! It's now in a shambles from overuse:

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Plaid, schoolgirl underwear! Sexy!

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Small animals are a must at every bachelorette party! You may recall them in action here.

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And a t-shirt I continue to glean advice from:

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Polaroids, always a crowd-pleaser!

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Hey, where's Andrea Spratt??

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A quick but necessary photo shoot of me and my lollipop in public:

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And then we're en route to the Beauty Bar!

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Our cabbie begged to come along with us:

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While they got their hair done:

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I got my nails done:

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And as it always does at hen parties, the conversation steered towards the personal and the profane:

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Really?? None of you have ever ______???!!! exclaimed the manicurist:

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I swear, I've never ________! I'm so lame.

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Stop me.

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Gabby's last beer before her pregnancy which recently resulted in this little thing!

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Our best Jerri Blank impresson - good? Bad:

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Half the hen house:

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The other half:

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Look at Andrea. That neck. You are the funniest. I miss you, leave LA and come to NYC!!

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Since the day we met as 14 year olds, we've been highly attractive, sophisticated individuals:

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Easily the craziest of the bunch. They may or may not have ended the night by dancing on stage with the stripper pole, kindly provided at Plan B:

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Onto Sing Sing!

This is why I have deep furrow lines!

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Get the lady on the right a mic! Quick!!

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Work it:

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Where's Spratty??

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Passion of different degrees:

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What, me?? A mic hog??!!

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Look at that finger work!

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I popped a blood vessel:

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Feeling, woah, woah, woah, feeeeeeeeling

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Endless Love. Andrea is Lionel Ritchie and Lily is Diana Ross:

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Intensity!!

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Enough is enough!

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The night really should be coming to a close...how about now?

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End of the night group shot - who are those other people???

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* Thanks to Andrea, Lily, Celeste, Mary, Gabby and Zee for the gifts, the good times and the LOVE.



Comments

A year to wait before all the sordid pictures are released is a SERIOUS tease! Admittedly, though, the Jerri Blank image made me chuckle sooo much that others needed to check on me - just to make sure.

Beer AND pregnancy NEVER mix; we've three to solidify that axiom - Michelob Light – avoid it like the plague, if any couple is content as a duo.

If the image series could be put to music, I’d be hearing "Those Were the Days (My Friend)" by Mary Hopkins… Another Andrea Harner – (and/or) / Peretti original. Walt Disney would be proud, of course!

And now… something completely different.

Well, it’s confirmed! As L.L. Cool J sang, "I’m going back to Cali, Cali, Cali…" The exception is that Cali equals Iraq. 22 Sep 06 has me reporting yet once – frigging – more for the FOURTH time in almost 22 years of USAR service. In theory, I should (by now) be speaking Farsi on a level similar to English… And the kicker is that the paperwork was already in for an Oct 06 retirement…

Well, I suppose the upside is that there are some friends I can visit (for surely there must be a "Silver Lining" here…). The family, though and in total (which includes myself), is not happy - other words could be used as adjectives, but what’s the point? While I always chuckled at the saying of being "born under a bad sign" - superstition only - of course, I caution all Virgos that such signs DO exist and to be "En Garde" – for reasons obvious, as well as NOT.

Posted by: |mr|Darcy at August 10, 2006 1:21 PM

was that a year ago? gosh how time flies.... we were so young, full of life, song, and alcohol. Lets do it again... i miss you! I will be in DC when you are in nor cal... but may be in NYC in the winter for a long while? sloppy kisses lv your evil twin

Posted by: flatty at August 10, 2006 3:27 PM

Hey Andrea, I must say that you are beautiful. :) And your site is a very nice job.

Posted by: Bela Kozma at August 24, 2006 2:57 PM
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