The release of The Office video game reminded me of a conversation I had with Mark and Chris the other day about The Office during which Mark said that if I were an Office character I would easily be Dwight Schrute. It's hard for me to describe the elation I felt upon hearing this. I would totally and completely be Dwight and the fact that he was able to so certainly know that and say it was well, beautiful and touching. Mark said he would be Stanley and Chris said he would be Angela. I nearly peed in my pants. So I ask you, who would you be??!! You have to be someone so pick!
Dwight: Don’t you want to earn Shrute bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns. via here.