Dip the Brita pitcher gently...GENTLY!! all the while muttering soothing sayings like, "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, fishies..."
Once CAPTURED!, gaze at them through the embossed Brita logo and ponder if they know what's happening:
Do not forget to bring at least a third of their tank water. Be prepared for your hubby to complain about how heavy the water is and for you to grab it out of his hands and carry it yourself and to wake up sore the next morning.
LOCK THEM IN in case of nasty fall which would be their certain death:
Embody a loving and optimistic attitude as you embark on their transport: